April 2012
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Ah, a good callback from ealier this year. Their...
And of course they all sing right the fuck along.
I’m about to head out. Here’s hoping that by the time I get back, the party is either over or busted and the room is deserted so I can do an aftermath video.
Stay tuned.
Ooh, new song, apparently entitled “Stumble party”
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They just turned on a song that begin with an...
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And they just revealed that they are reusing solo...
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The bass on this Rick Ross track is turned up so...
Shitty analogy, but whatever.
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Snores finds out there's somebody in the shower. ...
On another note: despite The Lankster’s prior warnings, they still have not put their clothes on. Lil’ Lank has his head through his shirt’s neckhole, but is just letting it hang there without using the armholes at all. Snores is just plain shirtless.
jesus-son-of-dog replied to your video: Let us commemorate this evening with a video I…
Why is he hanging up streamers?! Who decorates with streamers any more?!
I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA GET BUSTED IS ALL I KNOW.
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The Lankster: What time we start on St. Patrick's Day, B?
Snores: Nigga we started at like nine in the morning.
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The Lankster to Snores and Lil' Lank: "Putcho...
Thank you. About damn time.
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Ah, a slow jam now. Tyga's "Dancing 4 Dollaz."
I shit you not that’s how it’s spelled.
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AND OH MY FUCK THEY JUST STOLE BACK THE SAME TABLE...
This is stupidity beyond any level I have ever seen from them before, and these are the guys who couldn’t figure out why balloons blown up by their lungs weren’t staying in the air.
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"You've gotta think of, like, what a girl would...
The Lankster correcting Snores on his poor decoration skills.
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Snores: (Dances to Juicy J’s “A Zip And A Double Cup”)
Lil’ Lank: (Does pushups to Juicy J’s “A Zip And A Double Cup”)
Snores: (Takes off pants, walks out into the hall wearing shirt, socks, and questionably tight boxers, leaving door perfectly open and giving anyone who walks by a clear line of sight to the vodka)
Me: (Contemplates suicide)
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Snores: You fuck with dis song man? (Referring to Juicy J's "Get Higher," listen to it, it's art)
Me: I fuck with all songs.
Lil' Lank: Man, Edgar so cool man. Kid's fucking crazy.
Me: (Silently wish I was lying as I type this)
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The exact thing I needed right now was indeed a...
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Return to room after the show. Snores is blasting...
And my biology textbook is lying open, face down in the middle of the floor.
March 2012
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jesus-son-of-dog replied to your post: Ok. Seriously I cannot watch this any longer. Where do you live? We have an attic room. You can stay there. Get away from this Snore person immediately. No one should be in a cell like room with such nonsense and stupidity. Can’t you just poison him with Dran-O for fuck’s sake??
Poison him with your undying love that burns hotter than a thousand suns. No...
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shemustbeonherperiod asked: Ok. Seriously I cannot watch this any longer. Where do you live? We have an attic room. You can stay there. Get away from this Snore person immediately. No one should be in a cell like room with such nonsense and stupidity. Can't you just poison him with Dran-O for fuck's sake??
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RA knocks on our door. Asks if we would return...
And the vodka was RIGHT OUT THERE IN THE FUCKING OPEN. AND SOMEHOW HE DIDN’T SEE IT THANK GOD BUT WHAT THE FUCK.
I told them to put that shit away this morning for this exact situation. Yes, this is motivated entirely by my will not to get in trouble for their shit, since if they find vodka in the room, we’re all going down, but fuck, I’m watching out for them, even if...
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Snores' thought process:
“Well, it’s time to put up decorations for tonight’s pregame party, better put on my good shoes, take my shirt off, and lower my pants so you can see my boxers pretty much in their entirety.”
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And I guess they knocked over one of my cups and...
So there goes that.
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WHY IS THERE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON MY DESK...
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canni8al:
spy-pie1408:
viktorye:
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Watchbeyoncebeytwice:
im so done with white people
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And now Lil' Lank is just doing pushups furiously
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“Man, whenever I show up I’m like ‘wassup’ and you’re...”
– Lil’ Lank, on just how fucking cool I apparently am
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It wasn't even the first shot I've taken around...
jesus-son-of-dog replied to your quote: Man, I’m gonna call my dick THE DICK
Mine’s the Fourth Branch of Government
Oh holy shit that is beautiful.
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Snores offers me a shot. When I say "sure why...
And then Lil’ Lank congratulates me on how cool I am.
What?
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“Man, I’m gonna call my dick THE DICK”
– Snores
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“Shit don’t never touch my tongue, das gay.”
– Snores, on taking shots
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jesus-son-of-dog replied to your post: The three are having a REALLY heated argument about who’s going to by the next bottle of Ciroc.
Volunteer. Sack up and do it. This is a game-changing moment, bro. You can flip everybody’s shit with this move.
I would but they’ve already left. Why must I always let these chances slip through my fingers?
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And now Songbird is watching clips of Fresh...
He’s just repeating everything they say.
Oh god and now he got to a clip of Carlton singing.
Oh god he’s singing along.
He’s singing along to Carlton, people.
I knew I was correct in giving him that nickname.
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Lil' Lank has arrived.
Fuckin’ party.
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The three are having a REALLY heated argument...
Apparently Snores has yet to “take one for the team.”
And with this I learn that there’s going to be another pregame party tomorrow.
Which means plenty to blog about.
Brace yourselves, people.
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Love coming back to the room after a great show to...
Songbird explaining to me the fact that he and The Lankster are cousins.
“Yeah we cousins. His momma and my daddy be brother and sister mothafucka.”
The mothafucka really got across the message there.
