WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE
The floor around my desk is really sticky and I...
Should I be terrified? Because I am.
rufiozuko: “So don’t change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G’s to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo When the pimp’s in the crib ma Drop it like it’s hot Drop it like it’s hot Drop it like it’s hot…” -English Romantic poet, John Keats HILARIOUS… I like that it’s in Dave’s section… ...
Homestuck fandom: WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS
Andrew Hussie: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
Dante Basco: lol ahaha look at this kid, he doesn't have any arms. Where'd his arms go? hahaha
ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCKS. →
sassy-lesbian-vriska: raceagainstelegance: silver-rollu: turtlesinadishwasher: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS. DO YOU. THERE IS AN ASTEROID. COMING VERY CLOSE TO EARTH. IN 2029 ON APRIL 13TH. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE OH OH GOD ”That’s big enough to punch through Earth’s atmosphere,” devastating a region the size of, say, Texas, if it hit land, or causing widespread...
"I JUST SAID I'M WITH DAT FAT BUTT GIRL YOU BE...
Roommate’s friend is in the room. None of my roommates are. He is on the phone he is… passionate. “I don’t see no sweat pants, man, fuck you talkin’ bout” “Michelle’s triflin’ ass, and Malicia’s stingy ass” “Damn, I knew it was a stank ass.” If he starts singing “Hard Out Here For A Pimp” again,...
oh you master of reverse psychology i really want to click it now you told me not to that just makes me want to know what wonders are held within please stop and let me have some self control this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
And such is our relationship.
Roommate (Entering): What's good?
Me: Nothin' much, how about you?
Roommate: (Farts, takes off shirt, turns on Rick Ross's "Stay Schemin'")
exsexily-whorebible: god bless dante basco god bless this fandom god bless hussie god bless homestuck I’m basically just laughing constantly at every single thing he posts about reading right now.
rufiozuko: “April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.” -American sports legend, Charles Barkley Did Charles Barkley really say that? Am I really reading this? What is Andrew writing about?
limiculous: Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep. ...
rufiozuko: Yo, the page with the Walt Whitman quote was pretty heavy… something’s happening… Seriously, everything about Dante Basco reading Homestuck is beautiful.
OH HOLY FUCK KARATE DOG DVD- NEW. ON AMAZON FOR...