HOW DO I HANDS
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Dad?” *snore* Hrgngngngnnggngngngnrrrr My dad is really just a series...– Maria Bamford
Dark Cage wallpaper, saved at low quality.
mspandrew: Please bear in mind that not a single living soul requested this. Y/W. Finally caught up with Homestuck. This was just the best.
Mario Kart 7
Get at me.
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
Just watched [S] Cascade.
Oh my god if you don’t read Homestuck, then start, you have no idea what you’re missing out on. Best 13 and a half minutes of my life. I shed a single manly tear. You all think I’m joking. Believe me, I am not.
tritonesandtricycles: I starting liking scurrilous 10000x more when I realized that Hair-Trigger is about Rody’s cig addiction and not just a typical metalcore love song Don’t even get me started on all the reasons I love that album.
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ajjames: lifeofatypical-teen: teenfinite: lasciviouslink: noelbackwardsisleon: kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys: banishedwords: LOLLLLLLL DR. PEPPER ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAPTOP SCREEN KJKHDHSHJSKHDSKHKASKASKDHHSH- I CANT GOD WHAT KDSUHSFOGLK AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what. the. fuck? Its been like a year and a half since I first saw this and its still the best video...
I should be upset about how little sleep I'm...
But Homestuck is just too fucking good.
If you become enchanted by its smooth, elegant, dance-like kicks, you may get...– Hitmontop’s Gold Pokedex entry PAUSEWORTHY (via fypblog)
The Little Drumer Boy's song would sound really...